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Jul

misterrogue:

Shocker, Parrish is something… we didn’t see that one coming… at all.

askthebertl:

Thank..s… I guess…

(Source: rydeforyou)

fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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(Source: iguanamouth)

moon-device:

fuckyeah-nerdery:


catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.


i lost my kitty, buddy, last night, so stuff like this makes me feel simultaneously happy and sad

moon-device:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

i lost my kitty, buddy, last night, so stuff like this makes me feel simultaneously happy and sad

thebigblackwolfe:


YOOOO THAT’S NOT ALL




KEKE WENT THE FUCK OFF

thebigblackwolfe:

YOOOO THAT’S NOT ALL

KEKE WENT THE FUCK OFF

(Source: shesspiffytho)

Me:
*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:
*comes up out of know where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:
Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:
Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:
*chokes into his drink*
ROL:
You should respect your elders.
Me:
You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:
*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:
*storms off*
Dad:
*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:
What?
Dad:
Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

(Source: owlcityinstagrams)